morilatte:

lame gravity falls doodles


posted 1 hour ago


inkskinned:

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”


posted 1 hour ago


archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles


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posted 1 hour ago


susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills


posted 3 hours ago


dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange


posted 5 hours ago


jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO


posted 7 hours ago


g00sebumps:

iamtheparadoxoflife:

bunnywith:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

in elementary school i constantly scored as reading at a college level but then i got to college and suddenly everyone’s reading at college level.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A POST THAT SO ACCURATELY DESCRIBES MY LIFE.

:/


posted 9 hours ago


dawginduetime:

 


posted 1 day ago


dashuramod:

An AU in which the accident in the Ghost Portal didn’t give Danny ghost powers - it gave him a ghost. His own ghost, to be precise. The only problem is, he’s not actually dead, so now the ghost is incomplete. It doesn’t really have any sentience, being an incomplete imprint of Danny and not his actual ghost form. It’s extremely attached to him and always tries to stick as close to him as possible, often times grabbing onto his arm or shoulders and huddling up to him.It’s presence has become a constant in Danny’s life. Unfortunately, he’s the only person who can see it. He tried telling Sam and Tucker, and even Jazz, but none of them had any idea what he was talking about. Yes, ghosts started appearing after Danny got the portal working, but everyone could see those, and they never seemed to get attached to any one person in particular. They start to worry that maybe Danny’s losing it a bit, though they don’t come right out and tell him. Danny eventually stops talking about it and tries to convince everyone that it’s not a problem anymore.The shadow phantom always seems so happy to see him, grinning at him and waving at him and getting extremely irritated if Danny ignores it for too long. It doesn’t take Danny too long to eventually realize that this thing is somehow supposed to be him. In a way, it’s his own ghost. This freaks him out even more until eventually he can’t handle it and goes to his parents for help - they are ghost hunters, after all.His parents are the only people who believe him and attack the situation full of enthusiasm. However, after weeks and weeks of running every test they can think of and getting no results (it’s not a full ghost, and can only interact with Danny, so it doesn’t show up on their experiments), they too eventually lose their enthusiasm, and a bit of their belief that there really is a ghost at all. Maybe it’s just a cry for attention? Everyone is worried for him, he’s become so reclusive and paranoid. He shouts at nothing and hides from shadows. Sometimes he wakes up to find shadow phantom trying to smother him in his sleep. It laughs when he gets mad. Sometimes he ‘stumbles’ into traffic. He becomes extremely accident prone and seems drawn to dangerous situations.The more dangerous the situation, the more excited shadow phantom gets. Because it’s whole existence hinges on Danny’s death. Really, it knows they were made for each other - literally. The only thing keeping Danny and the poor little half-formed phantom apart is the fact that Danny hasn’t died yet. It’s really only a little problem, and phantom is sure he can help fix it!

dashuramod:

An AU in which the accident in the Ghost Portal didn’t give Danny ghost powers - it gave him a ghost. His own ghost, to be precise. The only problem is, he’s not actually dead, so now the ghost is incomplete. It doesn’t really have any sentience, being an incomplete imprint of Danny and not his actual ghost form. It’s extremely attached to him and always tries to stick as close to him as possible, often times grabbing onto his arm or shoulders and huddling up to him.

It’s presence has become a constant in Danny’s life. Unfortunately, he’s the only person who can see it. He tried telling Sam and Tucker, and even Jazz, but none of them had any idea what he was talking about. Yes, ghosts started appearing after Danny got the portal working, but everyone could see those, and they never seemed to get attached to any one person in particular. They start to worry that maybe Danny’s losing it a bit, though they don’t come right out and tell him. Danny eventually stops talking about it and tries to convince everyone that it’s not a problem anymore.

The shadow phantom always seems so happy to see him, grinning at him and waving at him and getting extremely irritated if Danny ignores it for too long. It doesn’t take Danny too long to eventually realize that this thing is somehow supposed to be him. In a way, it’s his own ghost. This freaks him out even more until eventually he can’t handle it and goes to his parents for help - they are ghost hunters, after all.

His parents are the only people who believe him and attack the situation full of enthusiasm. However, after weeks and weeks of running every test they can think of and getting no results (it’s not a full ghost, and can only interact with Danny, so it doesn’t show up on their experiments), they too eventually lose their enthusiasm, and a bit of their belief that there really is a ghost at all. Maybe it’s just a cry for attention? Everyone is worried for him, he’s become so reclusive and paranoid. He shouts at nothing and hides from shadows.

Sometimes he wakes up to find shadow phantom trying to smother him in his sleep. It laughs when he gets mad. Sometimes he ‘stumbles’ into traffic. He becomes extremely accident prone and seems drawn to dangerous situations.

The more dangerous the situation, the more excited shadow phantom gets. Because it’s whole existence hinges on Danny’s death. Really, it knows they were made for each other - literally. The only thing keeping Danny and the poor little half-formed phantom apart is the fact that Danny hasn’t died yet. It’s really only a little problem, and phantom is sure he can help fix it!


posted 1 day ago


tilliquoi:

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here you go becca! too simple, maybe? I went with classy with a little of sam’s personal flare. plus drawing her with the undercut is fun.


posted 1 day ago


misantropaculia:

http://media.tumblr.com/09b76f588350ecdfd447030145734de8/tumblr_inline_mxk2cyEH841rpx9q2.gif


posted 1 day ago


serain:

More badass eeveelutions… and just in time to celebrate the original post getting 10k notes! Not only that, thanks to thethreehares the original has finally wrapped all the way around to my dashboard… my lil’ baby’s all growed up ;w;

If you like ‘em please consider purchasing some prints from my storenvy, I would be most appreciative ;w; Thanks tumblr!


posted 1 day ago


soccermomsandserialkillers:

Love that little disclaimer in the bottom right hand corner. So true.

soccermomsandserialkillers:

Love that little disclaimer in the bottom right hand corner. So true.


posted 1 day ago


koryos:

koryos:

so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but

i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE

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i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS

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UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM

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posted 1 day ago